Getting out of the Doghouse Breakfeast.

Hey guy, this one is just for you. Lets say your in a long term relationship and your in trouble. Or maybe you just need to get something from your significant other. You know like its only been 3 weeks or something... Well here's what to do. Make them breakfast. Yes it is that simple. But to seal the deal even more, make sure the kitchen has to be cleaned before you start. And that both you and your partner are well aware that the dishes have to be done.


This is what you are going to need. Sausage... ( I'll let you think up something funny about your partner eating sausage. )

You will also need some potatoes. I like the pre-sliced canned potatoes.

Then put them on your grill. We use the George Foreman G-5.

I like to season the potatoes with these spices, but they really don't need much more than a bit of salt and pepper. HINT: More spice = more points for effort.

Ok, now let them cook on a medium heat. Just set it and forget it. lol. Remember the messy kitchen I showed you earlier?

Clean while your potatoes and sausage are cooking.

Good job! Now its on to the eggs. Move your potatoes over and crack the eggs onto the grill. Once again, Eggs secretly means Effort to a woman. So if one or two eggs break, its ok.

Now you have to make some toast, and if you can manage make some smoothies. ( IF you make a smoothy you score big time with your partner.)

TIP: Smoothies are really easy to make if you use a magic bullet.

Ok, your almost done. All you have to do is finish the eggs the way your partner likes them and plate your food. Wow!!! That's a breakfast!

Try it, and I bet you will feel a sigh of relief!

Until next time... Peace