Saturday, June 28, 2008

FATKIDS of America

We are the Fathers Against Throwing Kids In Deep-water Swimming-pools. We believe in three fondemental rules. They are:

1. Respect your kids enough not to throw them in the pool.
2. FATKIDS will always empty water out of pools
3. Pass your knowledge of FATKIDS on to everyone you know.

Here is our paid advertisement video that was posted to Youtube.

After doing this skit, I realized that there is already a website called So this guy is going to possible get quite a bit of traffic. To bad there is hardly anything on the website but some stupid cartoon. But heres the link anyway:

Specail Thanks To:


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Not fighting Addictions.

It's been 4 or 5 days... I cant remember. I need to make one right now... no, no, remember what the doctor said. But maybe I can make just a little short one, that's all, just like one or two minutes... uh, but I have to work. That's it! I can't take it anymore! ( ON PHONE: "Hi Mr. Boss Man, I can't come into work today... [ cough cough ] I'm sick" )

You know, I always new that I wanted to make videos and make people laugh, but I never thought that I would become so dependent on doing so. I'm addicted to making and posting youtube videos. I cant help myself. There is a thrill involved in putting a video online for complete strangers to watch. It is so rewarding.

I have uploaded probably 150 videos to youtube and other sites, some I have taken down off the Internet because of embarrassment. But now I find it hard to embarrass myself. After 2 years of people telling me I'm funny or horrible or the classic, which I seldom get, but it does come up every now and then, " Don't quit your day job ". To which I always reply, " I don't have to, I usually get fired ". lol.

But seriously there are some people in the Youtube Community that are just flat out haters. They only have bad things to say. At first I got upset at some of the horrible comments that I got, but over time, the haters bothered me less and less. Some people just are so un-happy with themselves that they have to go online and make others feel bad. Once you get over that, the fun begins.

I think one of the most rewarding parts of posting videos is getting comments. When someone you don't even know takes the time out of there busy day to comment on your video, you know you've made something worth talking about. And I think that has become my goal. Getting people to talk about my videos and my work.

If you have seen any of my videos, I would love to hear from you in the comments section of this post.

If you would like to see some of my videos, please visit:

Sunday, June 15, 2008

I miss you Daddy

This is so sad. Poor little boy without a father. Good thing he has Goergina.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Youtube Competitors

I have watch almost 1000 youtube videos, 989 to be exact. Which if your online alot you will know that is not alot compared to some people. So I decided to look at popular online youtube personalities to see how I compared to them. The resuls are as follows:


Joined: October 11, 2007
Last Login: 19 hours ago
Videos Watched: 11,635
Subscribers: 79,084
Channel Views: 2,930,095

Wow! They have watched alot of videos compared to me. Let's also look at:

2. FRED ( Status = PARTNER )

Joined: October 01, 2005
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 5,695
Subscribers: 177,895
Channel Views: 3,879,049

Well FRED hasn't watched that many videos but his subscribership is more that double of what ATHENEWINS is. That's interesting.

3. SXEPHIL ( Status = PARTNER )

Joined: September 15, 2006
Last Login: 8 hours ago
Videos Watched: 17,487
Subscribers: 139,390
Channel Views: 3,554,097

I personally dont like this guy, but I cannot deny his success. And look how many videos he has watched. Thats amazing! Let's look at one more just for fun:


Joined: August 31, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 13,701
Subscribers: 161,829
Channel Views: 5,745,204

Ok, Im really starting to see a patern here. Everyones profile is almost exactly the same. Right down to box placement. Am I missing something here? I think so. I have to watch more Youtube videos. I have to go right now... Bye!

Just in case your wondering how much work I still have to do:


Joined: October 13, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 989
Subscribers: 48
Channel Views: 2,816

Thursday, June 12, 2008

UFO enthusiast

Recent sighting have led me to believe that there are many visitors coming to visit our beach, but some of them might not be human.


UFO flying over WASAGA BEACH

Sunday, June 8, 2008

SxePhil vs. LisaNova

Fighting with fellow Youtubers is one way to get people to watch your videos. I tried it out this week. I even took my shirt off so I could get a sexy thumbnail pic! Yep. Hope you like it.