Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Better audio... Better Production.

Hey, this guy is pretty good. He has a lot of good information about making good productions. You know whats great about today's world. You don't have to pay for university or college anymore. You get all the learning you could ever want for the low low price of $65 per month. Such on that professor!

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Great video making tips.

Im going to take a couple of months to re-train myself on the are of making a great video. How you learn something too.

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Thursday, November 27, 2008


Get ready for a wacky christmas productions. Jasper Sinclair gets ready to celebrate Cammy Productions style.

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Gay Santa Claus

Join the facebook group and watch this wacky christmas musical production when its released.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Sexy Sarah Palin Pics

What a great debate last night. I watched the whole thing. I was so interested and turned on by Sarah Palin. She is so sexy, and I had no problem telling Ang about it either. By the way, Ang now hates Sarah Palin and is voting for Obama out of spite. Oh well.

Happy Voting!

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Summer is over

What a great summer we had. We did so many fun things. And because we were so busy, we decided to take a break from the online world to enjoy the great outdoors.

In a few short weeks we will be starting Cammy Productions.com back up. So get ready for a great winter as we let you into our lives once again. This year we are adding the addition of our new baby which is still inside the whom. Were excited, and I hope you are to.

Its great to be back online making videos and blogging again. I missed it so much.

Talk to you all very soon,

Pictures from our summer vacation:

Saturday, June 28, 2008

FATKIDS of America

We are the Fathers Against Throwing Kids In Deep-water Swimming-pools. We believe in three fondemental rules. They are:

1. Respect your kids enough not to throw them in the pool.
2. FATKIDS will always empty water out of pools
3. Pass your knowledge of FATKIDS on to everyone you know.

Here is our paid advertisement video that was posted to Youtube.

After doing this skit, I realized that there is already a website called FATKIDS.com. So this guy is going to possible get quite a bit of traffic. To bad there is hardly anything on the website but some stupid cartoon. But heres the link anyway: http://www.fatkids.com/

Specail Thanks To:


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Not fighting Addictions.

It's been 4 or 5 days... I cant remember. I need to make one right now... no, no, remember what the doctor said. But maybe I can make just a little short one, that's all, just like one or two minutes... uh, but I have to work. That's it! I can't take it anymore! ( ON PHONE: "Hi Mr. Boss Man, I can't come into work today... [ cough cough ] I'm sick" )

You know, I always new that I wanted to make videos and make people laugh, but I never thought that I would become so dependent on doing so. I'm addicted to making and posting youtube videos. I cant help myself. There is a thrill involved in putting a video online for complete strangers to watch. It is so rewarding.

I have uploaded probably 150 videos to youtube and other sites, some I have taken down off the Internet because of embarrassment. But now I find it hard to embarrass myself. After 2 years of people telling me I'm funny or horrible or the classic, which I seldom get, but it does come up every now and then, " Don't quit your day job ". To which I always reply, " I don't have to, I usually get fired ". lol.

But seriously there are some people in the Youtube Community that are just flat out haters. They only have bad things to say. At first I got upset at some of the horrible comments that I got, but over time, the haters bothered me less and less. Some people just are so un-happy with themselves that they have to go online and make others feel bad. Once you get over that, the fun begins.

I think one of the most rewarding parts of posting videos is getting comments. When someone you don't even know takes the time out of there busy day to comment on your video, you know you've made something worth talking about. And I think that has become my goal. Getting people to talk about my videos and my work.

If you have seen any of my videos, I would love to hear from you in the comments section of this post.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

I miss you Daddy

This is so sad. Poor little boy without a father. Good thing he has Goergina.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Youtube Competitors

I have watch almost 1000 youtube videos, 989 to be exact. Which if your online alot you will know that is not alot compared to some people. So I decided to look at popular online youtube personalities to see how I compared to them. The resuls are as follows:


Joined: October 11, 2007
Last Login: 19 hours ago
Videos Watched: 11,635
Subscribers: 79,084
Channel Views: 2,930,095

Wow! They have watched alot of videos compared to me. Let's also look at:

2. FRED ( Status = PARTNER )

Joined: October 01, 2005
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 5,695
Subscribers: 177,895
Channel Views: 3,879,049

Well FRED hasn't watched that many videos but his subscribership is more that double of what ATHENEWINS is. That's interesting.

3. SXEPHIL ( Status = PARTNER )

Joined: September 15, 2006
Last Login: 8 hours ago
Videos Watched: 17,487
Subscribers: 139,390
Channel Views: 3,554,097

I personally dont like this guy, but I cannot deny his success. And look how many videos he has watched. Thats amazing! Let's look at one more just for fun:


Joined: August 31, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 13,701
Subscribers: 161,829
Channel Views: 5,745,204

Ok, Im really starting to see a patern here. Everyones profile is almost exactly the same. Right down to box placement. Am I missing something here? I think so. I have to watch more Youtube videos. I have to go right now... Bye!

Just in case your wondering how much work I still have to do:


Joined: October 13, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 989
Subscribers: 48
Channel Views: 2,816

Thursday, June 12, 2008

UFO enthusiast

Recent sighting have led me to believe that there are many visitors coming to visit our beach, but some of them might not be human.


UFO flying over WASAGA BEACH


Sunday, June 8, 2008

SxePhil vs. LisaNova

Fighting with fellow Youtubers is one way to get people to watch your videos. I tried it out this week. I even took my shirt off so I could get a sexy thumbnail pic! Yep. Hope you like it.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Mad at myself again

I don't know why, but I just cannot get in the routine of waking up early. I wake up at around 9 am most days. I get up feeling like shit, kicking myself in the ass saying, " You idiot, why did you go back to sleep." Honestly, I'm sick of sleeping in. It does nothing for me. When I get up at 6:30 am I get so much done. Yeah I'm a little tired at first, but at least I don't feel like a big bag of shit.

Here's my solution: I want to start working at 6 am again. That way come 2 pm I have already put in 8 hours at my job and I have the rest of day to work on my fortune. Yes! That's exactly what I want. Hear me Universe. I want an early morning job that starts at 6 am and ends at 2pm. I want to work 5 days a week, and I want Mondays and Tuesdays off. I also want to get paid at least $15 dollars an hour.

I want to end this blog with this: Thoughts become things... So think good thoughts!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Big Kid... Little Toys.

I have always looked at myself as a big kid. But the problem with being so big is that eventually you grow out of the toys that you used to love. What a sad day. lol.

P.S. No toys were harmed in the making of this blog.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

How to save at the Pump...

The economy is horrible. Gas prices are soaring which is causing everything to inflate in price. Well I'm sick of it. Its time to do something positive about the situation. Let's take control of this quickly growing problem. The solution? That's easy. Start paying with a Super-Hero handjob. lol. What does this mean? Well alot of people are not quite sure and that's ok because it is a new trend that alot of people have not heard of.

NOTE: If your not comfortable giving a Super-Hero handjob to a complete stranger, than just watch this video about how affordable a scooter can be.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Athene Wins.... And so do I!

Athenewins is one of the most popular Youtube sensations right now. His storyline is quite good, and his sidekick is priceless. I really enjoy his videos. His titles and thumbnail pictures are quite intriguing. But seldom have anything to do with his videos. Has he betrayed his viewers or is this what we all must do to get viewers in the hundreds of thousands?

I put this theory to the test yesterday when I posted "Athene's Girlfriend gets naked for Cammy". Within minutes of posting the video I had 54 views, which for me is very good. Today the video has hit almost 300 views and I wonder why? Well I'm sure it has a lot to do with the title of the video. As well as the thumbnail I used. Keep in mind that the thumb nail and title had nothing to do with the video that I posted, but it got people to watch.

Do I have to go to this new low? Do I have to play dirty just to get people to watch my content? You tell me. Truth be told, when I'm surfing the youtube network for something to watch I scan through the videos until I find an interesting thumbnail that is attached to an intriguing title. Others must do the same. And if that is true, do viewers get mad after they find out that they have been dooped into clicking on a video that claims to be something that its not? You be the judge.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

First Day Sober in 5 Years!

Yesterday was the first day in 5 years that I have not smoked any weed or consumed any alcohol. I'm so over both substances. To tell you the truth I feel high anyway... High on life that is. It's amazing how good it feels to be living in reality again. I know it sounds weired and a little stupid, but I'm serious!

On the bright side of things I now have insomnia. Ya I can't sleep. It's perfect. Now I'm up for like 20 hours a day, and I'm getting so much more done. For example: It's 5:30 am and I'm up writing a blog. Do you know how long it's been since I've been up at 5:30 am? A long time.

Some people might be wondering why I have stopped these two nasty things. Well... there are a few different reasons. The first reason is quite simple. Ang and I are having a baby and I want to save some money instead of smoking or drinking it. And the second reason would have to be the motivation and procrastination factor. I get so much more done when I'm completely sober.

If your reading this and you suffer from addiction, know that if you really want to stop, you can. If you can't do it alone, get help. Check out this website for ways to stop addiction. If I can do it, so can you. And think of how much more you could get done in a day. lol.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Turing a New Page

Hi everybody.

Im here to tell you all something. Ive turned a new page. Sitting here on my futon with Ang asleep and Bianca upstairs in her room. Watching the weather network. We live a good life, and I am extremely grateful for everything we have.

I want to tell everyone that I am so happy and grateful now that I make videos for a living. It is a great feeling to wake up and know that today I get to do something I love.

Thanks for watching and commenting. Your support has made me want to give more, and I have a feeling this summer is going to be amazing.

Part 2 of May 24 Celebration will be posted tomorrow.

Talk to you all soon,

Monday, May 19, 2008

May Two Four Wasaga Beach

Stay tuned to our YouTube channel for the video! Wasaga Beach, On

Friday, May 16, 2008

Monday, March 24, 2008

I went to space today

Yeah, I just got the sweetest job. The pay isn't that great, but the job itself is very rewarding. It is very humbling to be in space looking down on Earth. But there are some strange things up in space. Things normal human beings that are part of society are not suppose to know about. I've decided to forget about the oath I took not to reveal the truth about our galaxy. And here is a video to prove that I was in space.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

I want summer!

Dear summer,

I cannot wait for you much longer. I want to be outside at the beach, or in the garden. Perhaps just relaxing in the back yard. Having some beers with a BBQ. Running through the sprinkler. Filling Bianca's pool with water. Please come sooner than last year.


Wednesday, March 19, 2008

The Early Bird Gets more than the worm!

I have just recently enjoyed the benefits of getting up before the sun. For some reason every time I do, I embrace the day, I up my productivity, and usually something fantastic happens for me.

Now when I get up at like 8:30am, I find myself getting mad at... Myself. Why? Because I just wasted 2 hours of the day. Yes it is hard getting up at the crack of dawn, but I think that I feel way better for doing so.

I encourage you to get up at 6am too! Its great for the soul, and the Universe loves the early bird. Think about how productive that is for a moment. I actually get up before the sun gets up. And really, if we want to get deep for a moment, the sun is like God. It looks over us every day, and it gives all living things life. And I get up before it. Ha!

Well to make a long blog short, I just talked to Crozier about making his music video, and we are going to be going out on Friday to shoot it. And Friday is suppose to be a beautiful day. Rock on!

Until next time... Peace,

Friday, March 14, 2008

What is Life all about?

Sometimes I think that I know it all. I think that I have every answer figured out. But then I have a moment... Something that makes me think other wise. I had a great day today, and tomorrow will go even better, that I know. For some reason today I noticed things about our world. Things that made perfect sense to me in the past, somehow didn't make any sense to me today.

I have decided that "Society is the perfect structure". It is designed so brilliantly! Everything we know and love is part of that structure. And these are the rules. We all have to work. We all have to buy, rent and spend money. That's where the perfect structure begins.

Working is the most important part of the structure. If no one worked, where would we be as a society? Would we be as advanced as we are today? Would anyone experience mega wealth? Its really hard to say. That's why its important to mankind that we continue to work hard, so that we can continue to grow as a civilization.

Here's my favourite part. The more you work, the more you get... Money that is. You know, God's green nectar. The one thing that everyone wants including myself. What would be the point of living if there was no such thing as money. What would you live for? Life would be empty. And that is sad.

Don't thinks its true? Think about this for a moment. Your walking down the street, and someone offers you five hundred dollars cash. How do you feel? You feel damn good right? I would, I mean that's five hundred bucks to spend on something I want. Money has really become the one thing that makes us happy anymore. And that's because everything we desire costs money. lol.

Yeah that's right, everything. Some might say, "Well Love doesn't cost money!", and I would say to them, "Your right. Love doesn't cost money", but the consequences surrounding Love do. The engagement ring, the house, the cars, the possible children. But don't worry... You can work and make the money right? Yeah yeah... I'll do it in a minute.

Until nextime... Peace

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Feed the Children Charity Event

It was a beautiful day to be outside. And everyone was ready to feed the children. Inside the bar there was lots of stuff going on too. I was co-hosting the event. And when I wasn't on stage I was taking pictures. So that's why I'm not in any of the following pics.... You can just pretend that your looking through my eyes, and your seeing what I saw. Enjoy!

Angela from Host and Home was having alot of fun making cotton candy. lol.

There were tons of great games for the kids to enjoy.

They could even decorate their own cup cakes.

And who doesn't like getting their face painted? Nobody I know!

DJ Lenny was outside spinning the beats for the kids and playing requests for donations.

It was a great day, and alot of money was raised to support the Salvation Army of Grey Bruce and Simcoe county. Everyone involved did a fantastic job. Kim, the organizer of the event deserves a big round of applause. An event like this is not an easy task to organize, especially when your working a full time job too. Great Job Kim! I hope we can have another fund raiser next year.

Until next time... Peace,

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

A lesson in returning a phone call

How many times should you leave a message if someone you are trying to get a hold of still hasn't returned your call? I'm not sure, but I do know this, if someone calls you, call them back. I say this because I am now learning the frustration that a person can go through if you don't return their phone call. I left my first message on Sunday and it is now Wednesday. What the shit?

Until next time... Peace,

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

A day full of Joy!

Its almost 9pm on Tuesday... Recap is... What a great day!

Bianca and I made Spanish omelets with bacon and homefries.

Ang made coffee for us and came to take the breakfast to the table after I yelled, " Order Up " lol.

After Breakfast we all went outside for a walk to the beach... Well the winter beach.

In Canada the snow gets really really deep.

Then I had a very productive meeting at Store 54. Great changes are on the way. Woot Woot!

Until next time... Peace,

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