FATKIDS of America

We are the Fathers Against Throwing Kids In Deep-water Swimming-pools. We believe in three fondemental rules. They are:

1. Respect your kids enough not to throw them in the pool.
2. FATKIDS will always empty water out of pools
3. Pass your knowledge of FATKIDS on to everyone you know.

Here is our paid advertisement video that was posted to Youtube.


After doing this skit, I realized that there is already a website called FATKIDS.com. So this guy is going to possible get quite a bit of traffic. To bad there is hardly anything on the website but some stupid cartoon. But heres the link anyway: http://www.fatkids.com/

Specail Thanks To:

Ang
Bianca
Rod
Mike
Tom
Melissa
Adam

Not fighting Addictions.

It's been 4 or 5 days... I cant remember. I need to make one right now... no, no, remember what the doctor said. But maybe I can make just a little short one, that's all, just like one or two minutes... uh, but I have to work. That's it! I can't take it anymore! ( ON PHONE: "Hi Mr. Boss Man, I can't come into work today... [ cough cough ] I'm sick" )

You know, I always new that I wanted to make videos and make people laugh, but I never thought that I would become so dependent on doing so. I'm addicted to making and posting youtube videos. I cant help myself. There is a thrill involved in putting a video online for complete strangers to watch. It is so rewarding.

I have uploaded probably 150 videos to youtube and other sites, some I have taken down off the Internet because of embarrassment. But now I find it hard to embarrass myself. After 2 years of people telling me I'm funny or horrible or the classic, which I seldom get, but it does come up every now and then, " Don't quit your day job ". To which I always reply, " I don't have to, I usually get fired ". lol.

But seriously there are some people in the Youtube Community that are just flat out haters. They only have bad things to say. At first I got upset at some of the horrible comments that I got, but over time, the haters bothered me less and less. Some people just are so un-happy with themselves that they have to go online and make others feel bad. Once you get over that, the fun begins.

I think one of the most rewarding parts of posting videos is getting comments. When someone you don't even know takes the time out of there busy day to comment on your video, you know you've made something worth talking about. And I think that has become my goal. Getting people to talk about my videos and my work.

If you have seen any of my videos, I would love to hear from you in the comments section of this post.

If you would like to see some of my videos, please visit:
http://www.youtube.com/user/cammyproductions

I miss you Daddy

This is so sad. Poor little boy without a father. Good thing he has Goergina.

Youtube Competitors

I have watch almost 1000 youtube videos, 989 to be exact. Which if your online alot you will know that is not alot compared to some people. So I decided to look at popular online youtube personalities to see how I compared to them. The resuls are as follows:

1. ATHENEWINS ( Status = NON-PARTNER )
http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins

Joined: October 11, 2007
Last Login: 19 hours ago
Videos Watched: 11,635
Subscribers: 79,084
Channel Views: 2,930,095

Wow! They have watched alot of videos compared to me. Let's also look at:

2. FRED ( Status = PARTNER )
http://www.youtube.com/user/Fred

Joined: October 01, 2005
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 5,695
Subscribers: 177,895
Channel Views: 3,879,049

Well FRED hasn't watched that many videos but his subscribership is more that double of what ATHENEWINS is. That's interesting.

3. SXEPHIL ( Status = PARTNER )
http://www.youtube.com/user/sxephil


Joined: September 15, 2006
Last Login: 8 hours ago
Videos Watched: 17,487
Subscribers: 139,390
Channel Views: 3,554,097

I personally dont like this guy, but I cannot deny his success. And look how many videos he has watched. Thats amazing! Let's look at one more just for fun:

4. HAPPYSLIP ( Status = PARTNER )
http://www.youtube.com/user/HappySlip

Joined: August 31, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 13,701
Subscribers: 161,829
Channel Views: 5,745,204

Ok, Im really starting to see a patern here. Everyones profile is almost exactly the same. Right down to box placement. Am I missing something here? I think so. I have to watch more Youtube videos. I have to go right now... Bye!

Just in case your wondering how much work I still have to do:

CAMMYPRODUCTIONS ( Status = NON-PARTNER )
http://www.youtube.com/user/cammyproductions

Joined: October 13, 2006
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 989
Subscribers: 48
Channel Views: 2,816

UFO enthusiast

Recent sighting have led me to believe that there are many visitors coming to visit our beach, but some of them might not be human.




CHECK OUT THE VIDEO:

UFO flying over WASAGA BEACH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU3pQ6rYUSg

SxePhil vs. LisaNova

Fighting with fellow Youtubers is one way to get people to watch your videos. I tried it out this week. I even took my shirt off so I could get a sexy thumbnail pic! Yep. Hope you like it.

Mad at myself again

I don't know why, but I just cannot get in the routine of waking up early. I wake up at around 9 am most days. I get up feeling like shit, kicking myself in the ass saying, " You idiot, why did you go back to sleep." Honestly, I'm sick of sleeping in. It does nothing for me. When I get up at 6:30 am I get so much done. Yeah I'm a little tired at first, but at least I don't feel like a big bag of shit.

Here's my solution: I want to start working at 6 am again. That way come 2 pm I have already put in 8 hours at my job and I have the rest of day to work on my fortune. Yes! That's exactly what I want. Hear me Universe. I want an early morning job that starts at 6 am and ends at 2pm. I want to work 5 days a week, and I want Mondays and Tuesdays off. I also want to get paid at least $15 dollars an hour.

I want to end this blog with this: Thoughts become things... So think good thoughts!

Big Kid... Little Toys.

I have always looked at myself as a big kid. But the problem with being so big is that eventually you grow out of the toys that you used to love. What a sad day. lol.





P.S. No toys were harmed in the making of this blog.

How to save at the Pump...

The economy is horrible. Gas prices are soaring which is causing everything to inflate in price. Well I'm sick of it. Its time to do something positive about the situation. Let's take control of this quickly growing problem. The solution? That's easy. Start paying with a Super-Hero handjob. lol. What does this mean? Well alot of people are not quite sure and that's ok because it is a new trend that alot of people have not heard of.

NOTE: If your not comfortable giving a Super-Hero handjob to a complete stranger, than just watch this video about how affordable a scooter can be.

Athene Wins.... And so do I!

Athenewins is one of the most popular Youtube sensations right now. His storyline is quite good, and his sidekick is priceless. I really enjoy his videos. His titles and thumbnail pictures are quite intriguing. But seldom have anything to do with his videos. Has he betrayed his viewers or is this what we all must do to get viewers in the hundreds of thousands?

I put this theory to the test yesterday when I posted "Athene's Girlfriend gets naked for Cammy". Within minutes of posting the video I had 54 views, which for me is very good. Today the video has hit almost 300 views and I wonder why? Well I'm sure it has a lot to do with the title of the video. As well as the thumbnail I used. Keep in mind that the thumb nail and title had nothing to do with the video that I posted, but it got people to watch.

Do I have to go to this new low? Do I have to play dirty just to get people to watch my content? You tell me. Truth be told, when I'm surfing the youtube network for something to watch I scan through the videos until I find an interesting thumbnail that is attached to an intriguing title. Others must do the same. And if that is true, do viewers get mad after they find out that they have been dooped into clicking on a video that claims to be something that its not? You be the judge.

First Day Sober in 5 Years!

Yesterday was the first day in 5 years that I have not smoked any weed or consumed any alcohol. I'm so over both substances. To tell you the truth I feel high anyway... High on life that is. It's amazing how good it feels to be living in reality again. I know it sounds weired and a little stupid, but I'm serious!

On the bright side of things I now have insomnia. Ya I can't sleep. It's perfect. Now I'm up for like 20 hours a day, and I'm getting so much more done. For example: It's 5:30 am and I'm up writing a blog. Do you know how long it's been since I've been up at 5:30 am? A long time.

Some people might be wondering why I have stopped these two nasty things. Well... there are a few different reasons. The first reason is quite simple. Ang and I are having a baby and I want to save some money instead of smoking or drinking it. And the second reason would have to be the motivation and procrastination factor. I get so much more done when I'm completely sober.

If your reading this and you suffer from addiction, know that if you really want to stop, you can. If you can't do it alone, get help. Check out this website for ways to stop addiction. If I can do it, so can you. And think of how much more you could get done in a day. lol.

Turing a New Page

Hi everybody.

Im here to tell you all something. Ive turned a new page. Sitting here on my futon with Ang asleep and Bianca upstairs in her room. Watching the weather network. We live a good life, and I am extremely grateful for everything we have.

I want to tell everyone that I am so happy and grateful now that I make videos for a living. It is a great feeling to wake up and know that today I get to do something I love.

Thanks for watching and commenting. Your support has made me want to give more, and I have a feeling this summer is going to be amazing.

Part 2 of May 24 Celebration will be posted tomorrow.

Talk to you all soon,
Cam

May Two Four Wasaga Beach

Stay tuned to our YouTube channel for the video! Wasaga Beach, On

Visit Wasaga Beach!!! Fireworks - May 24

Crozier Music Video Premiere Evening at Studio (HDTV, EATING KFC, DURING IFC)

I went to space today

Yeah, I just got the sweetest job. The pay isn't that great, but the job itself is very rewarding. It is very humbling to be in space looking down on Earth. But there are some strange things up in space. Things normal human beings that are part of society are not suppose to know about. I've decided to forget about the oath I took not to reveal the truth about our galaxy. And here is a video to prove that I was in space.

I want summer!

Dear summer,

I cannot wait for you much longer. I want to be outside at the beach, or in the garden. Perhaps just relaxing in the back yard. Having some beers with a BBQ. Running through the sprinkler. Filling Bianca's pool with water. Please come sooner than last year.

Sincerely,
Cam

The Early Bird Gets more than the worm!

I have just recently enjoyed the benefits of getting up before the sun. For some reason every time I do, I embrace the day, I up my productivity, and usually something fantastic happens for me.

Now when I get up at like 8:30am, I find myself getting mad at... Myself. Why? Because I just wasted 2 hours of the day. Yes it is hard getting up at the crack of dawn, but I think that I feel way better for doing so.

I encourage you to get up at 6am too! Its great for the soul, and the Universe loves the early bird. Think about how productive that is for a moment. I actually get up before the sun gets up. And really, if we want to get deep for a moment, the sun is like God. It looks over us every day, and it gives all living things life. And I get up before it. Ha!

Well to make a long blog short, I just talked to Crozier about making his music video, and we are going to be going out on Friday to shoot it. And Friday is suppose to be a beautiful day. Rock on!

Until next time... Peace,
Cam

What is Life all about?

Sometimes I think that I know it all. I think that I have every answer figured out. But then I have a moment... Something that makes me think other wise. I had a great day today, and tomorrow will go even better, that I know. For some reason today I noticed things about our world. Things that made perfect sense to me in the past, somehow didn't make any sense to me today.

I have decided that "Society is the perfect structure". It is designed so brilliantly! Everything we know and love is part of that structure. And these are the rules. We all have to work. We all have to buy, rent and spend money. That's where the perfect structure begins.

Working is the most important part of the structure. If no one worked, where would we be as a society? Would we be as advanced as we are today? Would anyone experience mega wealth? Its really hard to say. That's why its important to mankind that we continue to work hard, so that we can continue to grow as a civilization.

Here's my favourite part. The more you work, the more you get... Money that is. You know, God's green nectar. The one thing that everyone wants including myself. What would be the point of living if there was no such thing as money. What would you live for? Life would be empty. And that is sad.

Don't thinks its true? Think about this for a moment. Your walking down the street, and someone offers you five hundred dollars cash. How do you feel? You feel damn good right? I would, I mean that's five hundred bucks to spend on something I want. Money has really become the one thing that makes us happy anymore. And that's because everything we desire costs money. lol.

Yeah that's right, everything. Some might say, "Well Love doesn't cost money!", and I would say to them, "Your right. Love doesn't cost money", but the consequences surrounding Love do. The engagement ring, the house, the cars, the possible children. But don't worry... You can work and make the money right? Yeah yeah... I'll do it in a minute.

Until nextime... Peace
Cam